MY GOD! That's astonishing. I haven't heard that one before and I've heard a lot. One time my valuptuos friend was walking down the street in her always fabulous attire when someone yelled, "Timspa, baby! Trimpspa!" Without a missing a beat she yelled back, "What's wrong? Little dick can't handle the big woman?" She rules.
I walked into the office the other day and a man said "I'd let you buy me coffee but I'm busy." It was 9:00 a.m. Since I had nothing to do myself, I turned on my heel and walked back to him and started making out with him. Then I said "do you want to go to my place, baby?" and he said sure. Then we got in my Chevy Malibu and headed out to my helipad...
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MY GOD! That's astonishing. I haven't heard that one before and I've heard a lot. One time my valuptuos friend was walking down the street in her always fabulous attire when someone yelled, "Timspa, baby! Trimpspa!" Without a missing a beat she yelled back, "What's wrong? Little dick can't handle the big woman?" She rules.
I walked into the office the other day and a man said "I'd let you buy me coffee but I'm busy." It was 9:00 a.m. Since I had nothing to do myself, I turned on my heel and walked back to him and started making out with him. Then I said "do you want to go to my place, baby?" and he said sure. Then we got in my Chevy Malibu and headed out to my helipad...
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