7.19.2004

The 7 Habits of Highly Neurotic Freelancers

7. Wash the dishes, just for a change of pace.

6. Take a drugstore break. Go looking for matching toenail polish to cover up your chips, and realize in the store that you have sneakers on. Consider removing your shoes in the store to match the bottle against your toe. Reconsider.

5. Put on the kitty show and get sucked in.

4. Listen to the entire Ella Fitzgerald Songbooks series, obsessing over chronology.

3. Have a snack.

2. Have a little something to help wash it down.

1. Wake up the cats, asking for playtime.

2 comments:

Dan Sallitt said...

Considering that there are only 10 minutes a day when Saro isn't already asking for playtime, you must have been pretty desperate!

Erica said...

Saro said, "no, thank you. I need my beauty rest right now."